A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
Measuring cups that don’t have 1/4 cup markings on them:
DOG SURVIVES OKLAHOMA TORNADO; OKLAHOMA ANIMAL WELFARE ACCEPTING DISPLACED ANIMALS
The Oklahoma County Sheriff’s Office issued this picture of a dog that was discovered in the rubble after today’s tornado in Oklahoma. Let’s hope the dog’s owners are safe too.
Oklahoma City Animal Welfare is accepting dogs and other pets that have been displaced by the disaster. They are also distributing free dog food for those in need (they will be coordinating with the Moore Animal Welfare & Adoption Center). Their contact info is as follows:2811 Southeast 29th StreetOklahoma City, OK 73129(405) 297-3100If you would like to help, you can drop off food and other supplies directly at the above address, or send in a donation to help the displaced animals here via the Animal Welfare Donation Station website.In addition,the Animal Medical Center of Midwest City is providing emergency medical services for injured pets - call them at (405) 732-0043 if needed.Please share this information!
I’m thinking of starting a fanart sourcing blog that reblogs things with the sources when this crap happens.
I could dig it.
Gotta share with all you awesome Corgi Tumblr people before I go and bed down myself for the night. Shh, you get to be the first to know since it’s 1:40 in the morning here.
Caleb x Kate babies arrived tonight. <3 All happy, all healthy. Five girls, three boys. Mom is doing great, babies are great… me? I’m going to go curl up into a ball now and go to bed.
Is the world ready for Simon peanuts?? Dawwww
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
I forgot that Saturos was the Civilised one of the bunch, I guess its easy to forget that they were not exactly evil… they just got a little carried away…
Saturos is super classy and sophisticated, Alex is incredibly polite, and Menardi follows most of the time but is so done with their shit 105% of the time and it makes me so sad when people just call them dumb monsters.