thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

cuddlefeyrac:

au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport

pajamaprodigy:

helioscentrifuge:

ipgd:

i am instituting a 0 tolerance dangan ronpa policy

if you make a post referring to dangan ronpa where you do not call it “dangan ronpa” or any of the 36 other ludicrous misspellings for it i’ve already saviored i am unfollowing you IMMEDIATELY AND FOREVER

disser rugburn

dingy lambchop

azalee-calypso:

i just told him i didnt want to exchange numbers and he took it really personally???

So that’s what happened with Red

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

• tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
• new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
• tourist: oh you think you're clever???
• new yorker: what
• tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
• new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
• tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
•  the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

celtysturlusons:

this was my favorite picture from the con

riribelle:

katehughesart:

“A dream is a wish your heart makes,
When you’re fast asleep,
In dreams you lose your heartaches,
Whatever you wish for, you keep…”

- This crossover has been rattling around in my head for some time, and wanted to get back into doing more finished paintings, so I thought why not start with this?

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